the funnies.....

today...not workingla...last night sent my sister to meet her bestfriend and have to be at home for kids...furthermore no urgent work at the office..woke up at 6am..got early headache....since x dpt sembahyang..trus kejut my son ...sekolah..tried to sambung tidor..x dpt jugak..kejut hubby sembahyang subuh and he said he wants to jog today....hehehehhe..jaga badan nampak...adek pun bangun awal pulak...dengan her "popcorn mouth" awal pagi dah banyak cakap.
My hubby said his running shoes dah rosak..so teringat ada sport shoes yg die dah lama x pakai...ingatkan dah settled problem...so die pun berkobar-kobar g jogging....me...masih nak try tido balik sebab kepala sakit...usually it takes 30 mins or 1 hour baru hubby balik jogging..but today..I guess about 10 mins later he opened the door...since x pakai contact lense..so mata buta la x nampak...I asked him why so fast?? then he said..."tengokla ni!... so ambik spect..ler...rasa x dapat nak bayangkan what happened to his running shoes...hahahhahahha...xde tapak dah...kahkahakah...rupenye bila dah lama x pakai kasut nya jadi rapuh...die bawak lari..tetiba one tapak terpelanting...on the road...when all people tgh sibuk pegi kerja and infront of few Segi College student...(girls)...hahahhaha..can't imagine...one tapak dah lesap..one more left...so he walked and another tapak pulak terpelanting...and left only the top and the socks...(in this moment i can't stop myself from laughing!!!)Malu punye pasal..he took the shortcut back home..but the gate was locked and he had to ask a favor from one kindergarten teacher to let him passed through..the teacher saw what happened to his shoes...and laughed at him...mane nak tarok muke beb...hehehhehe..so he walked with socks and whatever yang tertinggal pada shoes tu...after this ..he has to buy a quality and comfortable shoes to jog...or he can jog with socks....hahahahhahahaha...what an experience!!!Never mind sayang...if people saw you kat jalan with that new "style" ...people might think..."dari mana that bangla dapat that stylo shoes ???"hahhahhaaa..sorry can't help it ..bile sebut pasal bangla or yg sewaktu dengannye reminds me of another story when my younger son mistaken someone else who he thought was his papa.

That day we wanted to go out..as usual..makan hangin...before that, safwan was sleepy and took a nap on sofa..bila nak keluar baru kejut die..then he walked out the door..my hubby and others dah keluar awal..then i heard safwan cakap " papa buat ape?...." and he asked the same question over and over again but I didn't hear the answer for his question..so bila dah keluar ..locked the door and grill..tgk die dah rapat dengan one foreign neighbour who might be org nepal or org vietnam who was repairing his bicycle..I was wondering ..and when he asked once again " papa buat ape??' baru la I know..he thought that person was his papa...kahkahakahakah..when I asked him..safwan tanya kat siapa...that person baru menoleh sambil tersengih mcm kerang busuk...and my son baru realise dari tadi die dah tanya salah org...hahahahaha..so i thought..apa yg my son tengok pada org tu yg sama dgn my hubby???...that man x pakai baju and just pakai towel...my hubby 'usual style'...that's why....so hubby if you read this...don't dress like that foreigner ok...nanti silap2 anak2 pelok salah org...hahahhhahahaha....or what if your own wife silap pelok org...muahahhahahahha......

when it comes to children..so many funny things yg keluar dari mulut diaorg...like one time ..when nak jalan2 ..my youngest daughter who will turn 3 this year dah x sabar2 nak keluar..so I told her.."nak cepat macamana..bukan mama bawak kereta.." then she said " mama x yah bawak keta, mama bawak ipstick je..." (lipstick)..kuangkuangkuang...tula anak pempuan ...ingat make-up je..baru nak masuk 3 thn..belom lagi teenage....aduh..rasa sakit perut gelak dengan ayat2 diaorg ni.... masih banyak lagi cerita yang lucu but these are one of the funniest in my life setakat ni...until next time...teringat one ayat..don't be afraid to laugh at yourself....(jgn selalu buat cukup..nanti ada yg kena hantar pg wad gila...)